Niles is moving out to follow his dreams and Gordon must try to fill the void he leaves behind with a new roommate. Marcus tries to accomplish as much as he can before his imminent death. See how much he gets done before he expires!

Mr. Ashot turns to the lords of the Commonwealth for help with his wifely trouble and forms an unexpected bond with young Marcus. The lords turn to The Oracle for guidance on how get him the fuck out of their apartment. Will their cure be worse than the disease?

It's plague season again in Stickburg and Marcus struggles to take care of all of the sick and dying from his land. Meanwhile, Gordon struggles to hide his terrible whorishness from his new lady-friend. Can he come clean and take their relationship to new emotional depths?

Cookies are mysteriously appearing out of a tiny door and threatening to ruin Niles' gala art debut. Marcus is willing to kill to keep Gordon out of the cupboard. What will happen when they fill an already volatile house with judgmental Art Queers?

Mailmen keep disappearing and Gordon seems to know more than he's letting on. Niles and Marcus hatch a plan to catch the Druid responsible for the disappearances. WARNING: This episode contains simulated murder of a mailman.

A blizzard hits Commonwealth Flats and the lords are snowed in. They could be pathetic cowards and retreat into their own worlds but then they'd miss an incredible opportunity to break out the chocolate fountain and reminisce about wild times gone by.